Wednesday, April 16, 2008


Dateline: April 11. 2008

While we're on the subject of Mark Ober, I'd like to share some future topics -
"Mark Ober's Soft Spot for Serial Killers."
"The Truth About Mark Ober,"
"Mark Ober's Christmas Card Fetish."

It's true - I did send Mark a Christmas card once. I think it was 1980. He must not get many Christmas cards, for informed sources say he still carries that dog-eared Christmas card around in his briefcase wherever he goes. He even showed it off to the Parole Commission twenty-two years later!

What got Mark so excited? An innocent inscription meant as humorous: "Merry Christmas from Raiford, wish you were here."

Come on, Mark. Get over it. I hope thousands of bloggers will send Mark Christmas cards this year, so he'll have new ones to carry around.

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